The Platinum Patriot
Mommy Didn't Raise No Commie Hoodie
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$35.99
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This hoodie is everything you've dreamed of and more if you want to offend the entire liberal race. Oh and it's comfortable and flattering for all. Unisex Sizing below.
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
Size guide
LENGTH | WIDTH | |
S (inches) | 27 | 20 |
M (inches) | 28 | 22 |
L (inches) | 29 | 24 |
XL (inches) | 30 | 26 |
2XL (inches) | 31 | 28 |
3XL (inches) | 32 | 30 |
4XL (inches) | 33 | 32 |
5XL (inches) | 34 | 34 |